Happy March!!

Thought of the Day

If you stand straight, do not fear a crooked shadow.
- Chinese Proverb

Bad Joke of the Day

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
When his drill slipped.

Random Fact of the Day

People born on leap day are called leaplings.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2012 Season Opener: 36 days
Fri., Apr. 6, 6:05pm at Baltimore Orioles

www.twinsbaseball.com

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2012 Season Kick-off: 192 days
Sun., Sept. 9 vs TBA

www.vikings.com

Minnesota Timberwolves

18-18 | 4th Place | 10.5 games behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 85 LA Lakers: 104
Next Up:
Thurs., Mar. 1, 8:00pm at Phoenix Suns

www.timberwolves.com

Minnesota Wild

28-26-9 | 65 Points | 4th Place | 23 points behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 0 Los Angeles: 4
Next Up:
Thurs., Mar. 1, 6:00pm at Montreal Canadiens

www.wild.com

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