Happy Friday!!
Thought of the Day
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
- Dr. Seuss
Bad Joke of the Day
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
Feyoncé.
Random Fact of the Day
William McKinley was on the $500 bill.
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