Happy Thursday!!

Thought of the Day

Happiness is not an accident. Nor is it something you wish for. Happiness is something you design.
- Jim Rohn

What do you get when you pour cement on a burglar?
A hardened criminal.

An adult hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.

Countdown to 2012 Season Opener: 29 days
Fri., Apr. 6, 6:05pm at Baltimore Orioles

Spring Training: 3-3
Results:
L - Minnesota: 0 Baltimore: 6
Next Up:
Thurs., Mar. 8, 12:05pm vs Tampa Bay Rays

Countdown to 2012 Season Kick-off: 185 days
Sun., Sept. 9 vs TBA

21-19 | 3rd Place | 10.5 games behind
Results:
W - Minnesota: 106 Portland: 94
Next Up:
Fri., Mar. 9, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Lakers

28-29-10 | 66 Points | 4th Place | 24 points behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 1 Colorado: 7
Next Up:
Thurs., Mar. 8, 8:00pm at Phoenix Coyotes

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