Happy Wednesday!!

Thought of the Day

Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.
- Thomas Jefferson

Bad Joke of the Day

Want to hear a joke about sodium? Na.

Random Fact of the Day

Naps of 30 to 90 minutes can be counter-productive because we enter REM sleep.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2014 Season Opener: 19 days
Mon., Mar. 31, 3:10pm at Chicago White Sox

Spring Training: 5-5-1
L - Minnesota: 1 Tampa Bay: 7
Next Up:
Wed., Mar. 12, 12:05pm vs Pittsburgh Pirates


Minnesota Vikings

W - Minnesota: 14 Detroit: 13
Next Up:
Next Year


Minnesota Timberwolves

32-31 | 3rd Place | 14.5 games behind
W - Minnesota: 112 Milwaukee: 101
Next Up:
Fri., Mar. 14, 6:00pm at Charlotte Bobcats


Minnesota Wild

34-22-9 | 77 Points | 4th Place | 18 points behind
L/SO - Minnesota: 3 Edmonton: 4
Next Up:
Thurs., Mar. 13, 7:00pm vs New York Rangers


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