Happy 4th Quarter!!

Thought of the Day

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
- Irish Proverb

Bad Joke of the Day

What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel.

Random Fact of the Day

The first cellular phone measured 9" x 5" and weighed 2.5 lbs.

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