Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

Thought of the Day

If you can't excel with talent, triumph with effort.
- Stephen G. Weinbaum

Bad Joke of the Day

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.

Random Fact of the Day

Every St. Patrick's Day for the past 43 years, the Chicago River has been dyed a brilliant emerald green.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2014 Season Opener: 14 days
Mon., Mar. 31, 3:10pm at Chicago White Sox

Spring Training: 7-7-3
W - Minnesota: 4 Miami: 2
Next Up:
Mon., Mar. 17, 6:05pm at Baltimore Orioles


Minnesota Vikings

W - Minnesota: 14 Detroit: 13
Next Up:
Next Year


Minnesota Timberwolves

33-32 | 3rd Place | 14.5 games behind
W - Minnesota: 104 Sacramento: 102
Next Up:
Wed., Mar. 19, 7:30pm at Dallas Marvericks


Minnesota Wild

35-22-10 | 80 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind
L/SO - Minnesota: 1 Columbus: 2
Next Up:
Mon., Mar. 17, 6:30pm at Boston Bruins


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