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Thought of the Day

Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.
- Ralph Waldo Emmerson

Bad Joke of the Day

Enough of this Imperial units nonsense! We need to go full metric - weight, volume, measurements - the whole 8.2296 meters.

Random Fact of the Day

For the same mass, lemons contain more sugar than strawberries.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2013 Season Opener: 12 days
Mon., Apr. 1, 1:10pm vs Detroit Tigers

Spring Training: 11-12
L - Minnesota: 2 Miami: 6
Next Up:
Wed., Mar. 20, 6:05pm vs Tampa Bay Rays

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2013 Season Kick-off: 172 days
Sun., Sept. 8, 12:00pm vs TBD

Minnesota Timberwolves

23-42 | 5th Place | 26 games behind
L - Minnesota: 77 Memphis: 92
Next Up:
Thurs., Mar. 21, 9:00pm at Sacramento Kings

Minnesota Wild

16-10-2 | 34 Points | 1st Place | 2 points ahead
W - Minnesota: 3 Vancouver: 1
Next Up:
Wed., Mar. 20, 6:30pm at Detroit Red Wings

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