Happy Thursday!!

Thought of the Day

Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles.
- Sir Thomas Browne

Bad Joke of the Day

If a woman's last name is Acid, what does her nephew call her?
Aunt Acid.

Random Fact of the Day

The sweetener saccharin was discovered accidentally in 1878, when a chemist working with a coal tar compound forgot to wash his hands.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2014 Season Opener: 11 days
Mon., Mar. 31, 3:10pm at Chicago White Sox

Spring Training: 7-9-3
L - Minnesota: 1 St. Louis: 3
Next Up:
Thurs., Mar. 20, 6:05pm at Tampa Bay Rays


Minnesota Vikings

W - Minnesota: 14 Detroit: 13
Next Up:
Next Year


Minnesota Timberwolves

34-32 | 3rd Place | 14.5 games behind
W - Minnesota: 123 Dallas: 122
Next Up:
Thurs., Mar. 20, 7:00pm at Houston Rockets


Minnesota Wild

36-23-10 | 82 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind
W - Minnesota: 6 NY Islanders: 0
Next Up:
Thurs., Mar. 20, 6:00pm at New Jersey Devils


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