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Thought of the Day

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average.
- M.H. Alderson

Bad Joke of the Day

Why are meteorologists always nervous?
Their future is always up in the air.

Random Fact of the Day

The only letter not appearing on the Periodic Table is the letter J.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2012 Season Opener: 15 days
Fri., Apr. 6, 6:05pm at Baltimore Orioles

Spring Training: 12-8
W - Minnesota: 7 Detroit: 3
Next Up:
Thurs., Mar. 22, 12:05pm vs Baltimore Orioles

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2012 Season Kick-off: 171 days
Sun., Sept. 9 vs TBA

Minnesota Timberwolves

23-25 | 4th Place | 12.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 100 San Antonio: 116
Next Up:
Fri., Mar. 23, 7:00pm at Oklahoma City Thunder

Minnesota Wild

30-32-10 | 70 Points | 4th Place | 24 points behind
W - Minnesota: 2 Vancouver: 0
Next Up:
Thurs., Mar. 22, 7:00pm vs Calgary Flames

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