Happy March 22, 2013!!

Thought of the Day

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
- Unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Guard your classical music: thieves are opera-ting in this aria.

Random Fact of the Day

Medication mistakes kill more than 7,000 people every year, largely because of doctors' often-illegible handwriting on prescriptions.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2013 Season Opener: 10 days
Mon., Apr. 1, 1:10pm vs Detroit Tigers

Spring Training: 12-12
W - Minnesota: 6 NY Yankees: 1
Next Up:
Fri., Mar. 22, 12:05pm vs New York Yankees


Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2013 Season Kick-off: 170 days
Sun., Sept. 8, 12:00pm vs TBD


Minnesota Timberwolves

23-43 | 5th Place | 25.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 98 Sacramento: 101
Next Up:
Fri., Mar. 22, 9:00pm at Phoenix Suns


Minnesota Wild

17-10-2 | 36 Points | 1st Place | 2 points ahead
W - Minnesota: 4 Detroit: 2
Next Up:
Sat., Mar. 23, 1:00pm vs San Jose Sharks


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