Thought of the Day

Learning is not compulsory...neither is survival.
- Dr. W. Edwards Deming

Bad Joke of the Day

Why do ambassadors never get sick?
Diplomatic immunity.

Random Fact of the Day

On average people fear spiders more than death.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2012 Season Opener: 14 days
Fri., Apr. 6, 6:05pm at Baltimore Orioles

Spring Training: 12-9
L - Minnesota: 1 Baltimore: 11
Next Up:
Fri., Mar. 23, 12:05pm at New York Yankees


Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2012 Season Kick-off: 170 days
Sun., Sept. 9 vs TBA


Minnesota Timberwolves

23-25 | 4th Place | 12.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 100 San Antonio: 116
Next Up:
Fri., Mar. 23, 7:00pm at Oklahoma City Thunder


Minnesota Wild

31-32-10 | 72 Points | 4th Place | 25 points behind
W - Minnesota: 3 Calgary: 2
Next Up:
Sat., Mar. 24, 6:00pm at Buffalo Sabres


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