Good Morning!!

Thought of the Day

If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought.
- Peace Pilgrim

Bad Joke of the Day

Customer: Is this insecticide good for beetles?
Clerk: No, it'll kill them!

Random Fact of the Day

New York City's One World Trade Center stands at 1,776 feet tall.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2014 Season Opener: 4 days
Mon., Mar. 31, 3:10pm at Chicago White Sox

Spring Training: 8-14-3
L - Minnesota: 1 Pittsburgh: 2
Next Up:
Thurs., Mar. 27, 6:05pm at Boston Red Sox

Minnesota Vikings

W - Minnesota: 14 Detroit: 13
Next Up:
Next Year

Minnesota Timberwolves

35-35 | 3rd Place | 16.5 games behind
W - Minnesota: 107 Atlanta: 83
Next Up:
Fri., Mar. 28, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Lakers

Minnesota Wild

37-25-11 | 85 Points | 4th Place | 20 points behind
L - Minnesota: 2 Vancouver: 5
Next Up:
Thurs., Mar. 27, 7:00pm at St. Louis Blues

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