Happy April!!

Thought of the Day

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Ah, never mind. It's a pointless joke.

Random Fact of the Day

The term "March Madness" was first used in 1908 for the annual basketball tournament of the Illinois High School Association.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

0-1 | T-4th Place | 1 game behind
L - Minnesota: 3 Chicago White Sox: 5
Next Up:
Wed., Apr. 2, 1:10pm at Chicago White Sox


Minnesota Vikings

W - Minnesota: 14 Detroit: 13
Next Up:
Next Year


Minnesota Timberwolves

36-37 | 3rd Place | 18 games behind
L - Minnesota: 104 La Clippers: 114
Next Up:
Wed., Apr. 2, 7:00pm vs Memphis Grizzlies


Minnesota Wild

39-26-11 | 89 Points | 4th Place | 18 points behind
W - Minnesota: 3 Los Angeles: 2
Next Up:
Thurs., Apr. 3, 7:00pm at Chicago Blackhawks


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