Happy April!!

Thought of the Day

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Ah, never mind. It's a pointless joke.

Random Fact of the Day

The term "March Madness" was first used in 1908 for the annual basketball tournament of the Illinois High School Association.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

0-1 | T-4th Place | 1 game behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 3 Chicago White Sox: 5
Next Up:
Wed., Apr. 2, 1:10pm at Chicago White Sox

www.twinsbaseball.com

Minnesota Vikings

5-10-1
Results:
W - Minnesota: 14 Detroit: 13
Next Up:
Next Year

www.vikings.com

Minnesota Timberwolves

36-37 | 3rd Place | 18 games behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 104 La Clippers: 114
Next Up:
Wed., Apr. 2, 7:00pm vs Memphis Grizzlies

www.timberwolves.com

Minnesota Wild

39-26-11 | 89 Points | 4th Place | 18 points behind
Results:
W - Minnesota: 3 Los Angeles: 2
Next Up:
Thurs., Apr. 3, 7:00pm at Chicago Blackhawks

www.wild.com

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