Thur. Apr. 2, 2020 | Day #130

Thought of the Day

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
- Tina Fey


Bad Joke of the Day

What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.


Random Fact of the Day

Over the past 200 years, toilets have added 20 years to the human lifespan.