Happy Tuesday!!

Thought of the Day

A great person will not trample upon a worm, nor sneak to an emperor.
- Thomas Fuller

Bad Joke of the Day

Why are rivers always rich?
Because they have two banks.

Random Fact of the Day

A pipe 2 feet in diameter will allow four times more fluid to pass through it than a pipe 1 foot in diameter.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

0-4 | 5th Place | 3.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 1 LA Angels: 5
Next Up:
Wed., Apr. 11, 7:10pm vs Los Angeles Angels


Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2012 Season Kick-off: 152 days
Sun., Sept. 9 vs TBA


Minnesota Timberwolves

25-33 | 5th Place | 17.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 90 Phoenix: 114
Next Up:
Wed., Apr. 11, 8:00pm at Denver Nuggets


Minnesota Wild

35-36-11 | 81 Points | 4th Place | 30 points behind
L - Minnesota: 1 Phoenix: 4
Next Up:
Next Year


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