Thought of the Day

The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.

Bad Joke of the Day

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no body to go with.

Random Fact of the Day

Male monkeys lose the hair on their heads in the same way human men do.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

2-4 | 4th Place | 3 games behind
W - Minnesota: 10 LA Angels: 9
Next Up:
Fri., Apr. 13, 7:10pm vs Texas Rangers


Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2012 Season Kick-off: 149 days
Sun., Sept. 9 vs TBA


Minnesota Timberwolves

25-35 | 5th Place | 18 games behind
L - Minnesota: 82 LA Clippers: 95
Next Up:
Sat., Apr. 14, 7:00pm vs Oklahoma City Thunder


Minnesota Wild

35-36-11 | 81 Points | 4th Place | 30 points behind
L - Minnesota: 1 Phoenix: 4
Next Up:
Next Year


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