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Thought of the Day

Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.
- Theodor Seuss Geisel

Bad Joke of the Day

A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.

Random Fact of the Day

Over 7 million gallons of Slurpee are consumed each year.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

6-7 | 3rd Place | 1.5 games behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 3 Toronto: 9
Next Up:
Wed., Apr. 16, 7:10pm vs Toronto Blue Jays

www.twinsbaseball.com

Minnesota Vikings

5-10-1
Results:
W - Minnesota: 14 Detroit: 13
Next Up:
Next Year

www.vikings.com

Minnesota Timberwolves

40-41 | 3rd Place | 18 games behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 120 Golden State: 130
Next Up:
Wed., Apr. 16, 7:00pm vs Utah Jazz

www.timberwolves.com

Minnesota Wild

43-27-12 | 98 Points | 4th Place | 14 points behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 3 Nashville: 7
Next Up:
Thurs., Apr. 17, 8:30pm at Colorado Avalanche

www.wild.com

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