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Thought of the Day

May the dreams of your past be the reality of your future.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A pachydermatologist

Four out of five people over 100 years old are women.

3-8 | 5th Place | 4.5 games behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 3 NY Yankees: 8
Next Up:
Wed., Apr. 18, 6:05pm at New York Yankees

Countdown to 2012 Season Kick-off: 144 days
Sun., Sept. 9, 12:00pm vs Jacksonville Jaguars

25-38 | 5th Place | 20 games behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 84 Memphis: 91
Next Up:
Thurs., Apr. 19, 6:30pm at Detroit Pistons

35-36-11 | 81 Points | 4th Place | 30 points behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 1 Phoenix: 4
Next Up:
Next Year

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