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Thought of the Day

May the dreams of your past be the reality of your future.

Bad Joke of the Day

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A pachydermatologist

Random Fact of the Day

Four out of five people over 100 years old are women.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

3-8 | 5th Place | 4.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 3 NY Yankees: 8
Next Up:
Wed., Apr. 18, 6:05pm at New York Yankees


Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2012 Season Kick-off: 144 days
Sun., Sept. 9, 12:00pm vs Jacksonville Jaguars


Minnesota Timberwolves

25-38 | 5th Place | 20 games behind
L - Minnesota: 84 Memphis: 91
Next Up:
Thurs., Apr. 19, 6:30pm at Detroit Pistons


Minnesota Wild

35-36-11 | 81 Points | 4th Place | 30 points behind
L - Minnesota: 1 Phoenix: 4
Next Up:
Next Year


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