Happy Thursday!

Thought of the Day

We have a strategic plan. It's called doing things.
- Herb Kelleher

Bad Joke of the Day

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog.

Random Fact of the Day

Ants can lift 50 times their own weight!

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

4-8 | 4th Place | 5 games behind
W - Minnesota: 6 NY Yankees: 5
Next Up:
Thurs., Apr. 19, 6:05pm at New York Yankees


Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2012 Season Kick-off: 143 days
Sun., Sept. 9, 12:00pm vs Jacksonville Jaguars


Minnesota Timberwolves

25-38 | 5th Place | 20 games behind
L - Minnesota: 84 Memphis: 91
Next Up:
Thurs., Apr. 19, 6:30pm at Detroit Pistons


Minnesota Wild

35-36-11 | 81 Points | 4th Place | 30 points behind
L - Minnesota: 1 Phoenix: 4
Next Up:
Next Year


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