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Thought of the Day

We have a strategic plan. It's called doing things.
- Herb Kelleher

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog.

Ants can lift 50 times their own weight!

4-8 | 4th Place | 5 games behind
Results:
W - Minnesota: 6 NY Yankees: 5
Next Up:
Thurs., Apr. 19, 6:05pm at New York Yankees

Countdown to 2012 Season Kick-off: 143 days
Sun., Sept. 9, 12:00pm vs Jacksonville Jaguars

25-38 | 5th Place | 20 games behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 84 Memphis: 91
Next Up:
Thurs., Apr. 19, 6:30pm at Detroit Pistons

35-36-11 | 81 Points | 4th Place | 30 points behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 1 Phoenix: 4
Next Up:
Next Year

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