Happy Friday!

Thought of the Day

You can't hire someone to practice for you.
- H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Bad Joke of the Day

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Random Fact of the Day

Snails can sleep for up to 3 years.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

4-9 | 4th Place | 5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 6 NY Yankees: 7
Next Up:
Fri., Apr. 20, 6:10pm at Tampa Bay Rays


Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2012 Season Kick-off: 142 days
Sun., Sept. 9, 12:00pm vs Jacksonville Jaguars


Minnesota Timberwolves

26-38 | 5th Place | 20 games behind
L - Minnesota: 91 Detroit: 80
Next Up:
Sun., Apr. 22, 6:00pm vs Golden State Warriors


Minnesota Wild

35-36-11 | 81 Points | 4th Place | 30 points behind
L - Minnesota: 1 Phoenix: 4
Next Up:
Next Year


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