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Thought of the Day

Respect is love in plain clothes.
- Frank Byrnes

Bad Joke of the Day

The Michael Jackson vegetable diet: "Just Beet It"

Random Fact of the Day

Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of a full grown blue whale.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

9-8 | 2nd Place | 1 games behind
L - Minnesota: 5 Miami: 8
Next Up:
Thurs., Apr. 25, 7:10pm vs Texas Rangers

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2013 Season Kick-off: 137 days
Sun., Sept. 8, 12:00pm at Detroit Lions

Minnesota Timberwolves

31-51 | 5th Place | 29 games behind
W - Minnesota: 108 San Antonio: 95
Next Up:
Next Year

Minnesota Wild

25-18-3 | 53 Points | 2nd Place | 6 points behind
W - Minnesota: 2 Los Angeles: 1
Next Up:
Fri., Apr. 26, 7:00pm vs Edmonton Oilers

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