Happy Monday!!

Thought of the Day

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
- Phyllis Diller

Bad Joke of the Day

I couldn't care less about apathy.

Random Fact of the Day

Liechtenstein is the 219th largest country in the world and is home to 37,000 people.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

12-11 | 2nd Place | 1 game behind
W - Minnesota: 5 Detroit: 3
Next Up:
Tues., Apr. 29, 7:10pm vs Los Angeles Dodgers


Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2014 Season Kick-off: 132 days
Sun., Sept. 7, 12:00pm at St. Louis Rams


Minnesota Timberwolves

40-42 | 3rd Place | 19 games behind
L - Minnesota: 130 Utah: 136
Next Up:
Next Year


Minnesota Wild

Best-of-Seven Series: Colorado: 3 Minnesota: 2
L/OT - Minnesota: 3 Colorado: 4
Next Up:
Mon., Apr. 28, 8:00pm vs Colorado Avalanche


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