Happy Monday!!
Thought of the Day
Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody else expects of you, never excuse yourself.
- Henry Ward Beecher
Bad Joke of the Day
My lungs have overlapped and I'm having trouble breathing where they intersect. X-rays show I'm suffering from a Venn diaphragm.
Random Fact of the Day
Alcohol kills more people than all illegal drugs combined.
Sports Watches
Minnesota Twins
11-10 | 3rd Place | 2 games behind |
Minnesota Vikings
Countdown to 2013 Season Kick-off: 132 days |
Minnesota Timberwolves
31-51 | 5th Place | 29 games behind |
Minnesota Wild
26-19-3 | 55 Points | 2nd Place | 4 points behind |
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