Happy Monday!!

Thought of the Day

Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody else expects of you, never excuse yourself.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Bad Joke of the Day

My lungs have overlapped and I'm having trouble breathing where they intersect. X-rays show I'm suffering from a Venn diaphragm.

Random Fact of the Day

Alcohol kills more people than all illegal drugs combined.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

11-10 | 3rd Place | 2 games behind
W - Minnesota: 5 Texas: 0
Next Up:
Mon., Apr. 29, 6:08pm at Detroit Tigers


Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2013 Season Kick-off: 132 days
Sun., Sept. 8, 12:00pm at Detroit Lions


Minnesota Timberwolves

31-51 | 5th Place | 29 games behind
W - Minnesota: 108 San Antonio: 95
Next Up:
Next Year


Minnesota Wild

26-19-3 | 55 Points | 2nd Place | 4 points behind
W - Minnesota: 3 Colorado: 1
Next Up:
Tues., Apr. 30, 7:00pm at Chicago Blackhawks


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