Happy May!!
Thought of the Day
Your mistakes do not define you.
- unknown
Bad Joke of the Day
With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A stapler.
Random Fact of the Day
Duct tape was invented in 1942 for use by the U.S. Army.
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