Happy May 3, 2016!!

Thought of the Day

If you learn self-control, you can master anything.
- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

What bet can never be won?
The Alphabet.

Random Fact of the Day

BIC estimates it has sold more than 50 disposable ink pens every second of every day since 1950.

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