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Thought of the Day

Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience.
- Victoria Holt

Bad Joke of the Day

Bob: I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
Ralph: Really!? What's the name of his other leg?

Random Fact of the Day

Only 4% of Americans did not eat at a McDonald's last year.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

7-20 | 5th Place | 8.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 2 Seattle: 5
Next Up:
Mon., May 7, 7:10pm vs Los Angeles Angels

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2012 Season Kick-off: 125 days
Sun., Sept. 9, 12:00pm vs Jacksonville Jaguars

Minnesota Timberwolves

26-40 | 5th Place | 21 games behind
L - Minnesota: 102 Denver: 131
Next Up:
Next Year

Minnesota Wild

35-36-11 | 81 Points | 4th Place | 30 points behind
L - Minnesota: 1 Phoenix: 4
Next Up:
Next Year

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