Happy Friday!!

Thought of the Day

It is a characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things.
- Henry David Thoreau

Bad Joke of the Day

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

Random Fact of the Day

The infamous No. 2 pencil has medium hard graphite. The No. 1 has the softest and No. 4 is the hardest.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

15-18 | T-4th Place | 6.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 4 Cleveland: 9
Next Up:
Fri., May 9, 6:08pm at Detroit Tigers


Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2014 Season Kick-off: 121 days
Sun., Sept. 7, 12:00pm at St. Louis Rams


Minnesota Timberwolves

40-42 | 3rd Place | 19 games behind
L - Minnesota: 130 Utah: 136
Next Up:
Next Year


Minnesota Wild

Best-of-Seven Series: Chicago: 2 Minnesota: 1
W - Minnesota: 4 Chicago: 0
Next Up:
Fri., May 9, 8:30pm vs Chicago Blackhawks


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