Happy Friday!!

Thought of the Day

Nobody ever drowned in their own sweat.
- Ann Landers

Bad Joke of the Day

Did you know they removed the word gullible from the dictionary this year?

Random Fact of the Day

Tautology is the needless repetition of the same sense in different words such as "secret, undisclosed" location.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

8-23 | 5th Place | 10 games behind
L - Minnesota: 2 Toronto: 6
Next Up:
Fri., May 11, 7:10pm vs Toronto Blue Jays


Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2012 Season Kick-off: 121 days
Sun., Sept. 9, 12:00pm vs Jacksonville Jaguars


Minnesota Timberwolves

26-40 | 5th Place | 21 games behind
L - Minnesota: 102 Denver: 131
Next Up:
Next Year


Minnesota Wild

35-36-11 | 81 Points | 4th Place | 30 points behind
L - Minnesota: 1 Phoenix: 4
Next Up:
Next Year


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