Happy Last Full Day!!
Thought of the Day
True friends say good things behind your back and bad things to your face.
- unknown
Bad Joke of the Day
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Random Fact of the Day
The word mustard comes from the Latin mustum ardens, meaning "burning wine".
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