Happy Last Monday!!

Thought of the Day

Try and fail, but don't fail to try.
- Stephen Kaggwa

Bad Joke of the Day

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Random Fact of the Day

By the time you are 75 years old, you will have spent on average 23 years sleeping.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

10-24 | 5th Place | 8 games behind
W - Minnesota: 4 Toronto: 3
Next Up:
Mon., May 14, 7:10pm vs Cleveland Indians


Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2012 Season Kick-off: 118 days
Sun., Sept. 9, 12:00pm vs Jacksonville Jaguars


Minnesota Timberwolves

26-40 | 5th Place | 21 games behind
L - Minnesota: 102 Denver: 131
Next Up:
Next Year


Minnesota Wild

35-36-11 | 81 Points | 4th Place | 30 points behind
L - Minnesota: 1 Phoenix: 4
Next Up:
Next Year


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