Tue. May 19, 2020 | Day #158
Thought of the Day
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Bad Joke of the Day
I told my girlfriend to come with me to the gym. Then I stood her up. Hopefully, she'll realize the two of us are not going to work out.
Random Fact of the Day
A cat has been the mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska for 15 years.