Tue. May 19, 2020 | Day #158

Thought of the Day

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
- unknown


Bad Joke of the Day

I told my girlfriend to come with me to the gym. Then I stood her up. Hopefully, she'll realize the two of us are not going to work out.


Random Fact of the Day

A cat has been the mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska for 15 years.