Happy Wednesday!!

Thought of the Day

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
- Ben Stein

Bad Joke of the Day

We have nothing to fear except fear itself and toddlers asking "Why?".

Random Fact of the Day

The medical term for the feeling you get when you scrape your nails across a chalkboard is called haptodysphoria.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

55-69 | 4th Place | 17.5 games behind
W - Minnesota: 6 Detroit: 3
Next Up:
Wed., Aug. 21, 6:08pm at Detroit Tigers


Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2013 Season Kick-off: 18 days
Sun., Sept. 8, 12:00pm at Detroit Lions


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 13-14 Season Tip-off: 70 days
Wed., Oct. 30, 7:00pm vs Orlando Magic


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 13-14 Season Face-off: 43 days
Thurs., Oct. 3, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Kings


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