Happy Tuesday!

Thought of the Day

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning, and yearning.
- Christopher Morley

Bad Joke of the Day

Why did the farmer bury his money?
To make his soil rich!

Random Fact of the Day

38% of North America is wilderness.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

55-72 | 4th Place | 14 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 1 Baltimore: 4 Next Up: Tues., Aug. 23, 7:10pm vs Baltimore Orioles www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2011 Season Kick-off: 19 days Sun., Sept. 11, 3:15pm at San Diego Chargers www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 11-12 Season Tip-off: 71 days Wed., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Atlanta Hawks www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 11-12 Season Face-off: 46 days Sat., Oct. 8, 7:00pm vs Columbus Blue Jackets www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.motivatingquotes.com/success.htm
• http://www.fishsticks.net/laffytaffy.html
• http://www.kenlarson.net/code/funfacts.htm