Happy Friday!!

Thought of the Day

One who asks is a fool for five minutes, but one who does not ask remains a fool forever.
- Chinese Proverb

Bad Joke of the Day

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Random Fact of the Day

The Mall of America is about the size of 78 football fields.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

51-73 | 5th Place | 17.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 6 Texas: 10
Next Up:
Fri., August 24, 7:05pm at Texas Rangers


Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2012 Season Kick-off: 16 days
Sun., Sept. 9, 12:00pm vs Jacksonville Jaguars


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 12-13 Season Tip-off: 70 days
Fri., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 12-13 Season Face-off: 50 days
Sat., Oct. 13, 7:00pm vs Colorado Avalanche


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