Happy Friday!!

Thought of the Day

If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck.

Bad Joke of the Day

Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?
His mom told him to "live in the present"!

Random Fact of the Day

The Minnesota State Fair was first held on the current fairgrounds in 1885.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

55-75 | 4th Place | 16 games behind
L - Minnesota: 1 Baltimore: 6
Next Up:
Fri., Aug. 26, 7:10pm vs Detroit Tigers


Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2011 Season Kick-off: 16 days
Sun., Sept. 11, 3:15pm at San Diego Chargers


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 11-12 Season Tip-off: 68 days
Wed., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Atlanta Hawks


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 11-12 Season Face-off: 43 days
Sat., Oct. 8, 7:00pm vs Columbus Blue Jackets


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