Good Morning!!

Thought of the Day

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.

Bad Joke of the Day

What did the hairs say to the razorblade?
You're looking pretty sharp today!

Random Fact of the Day

On August 30, 1901 Hubert Cecil Booth patented the first vacuum cleaner.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

56-78 | 4th Place | 17 games behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 0 Chicago White Sox: 3
Next Up:
Tues., Aug. 30, 7:10pm at Chicago White Sox

www.twinsbaseball.com


Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2011 Season Kick-off: 12 days
Sun., Sept. 11, 3:15pm at San Diego Chargers

www.vikings.com


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 11-12 Season Tip-off: 64 days
Wed., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Atlanta Hawks

www.timberwolves.com


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 11-12 Season Face-off: 39 days
Sat., Oct. 8, 7:00pm vs Columbus Blue Jackets

www.wild.com


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