Happy Wednesday!!

Thought of the Day

Suffering is the tuition one pays for a character degree.

Bad Joke of the Day

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other.
One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive."

Random Fact of the Day

The umbrella was originally invented to protect people from the hot sun.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

56-79 | 4th Place | 18 games behind
L - Minnesota: 6 Chicago White Sox: 8
Next Up:
Wed., Aug. 31, 1:10pm at Chicago White Sox


Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2011 Season Kick-off: 11 days
Sun., Sept. 11, 3:15pm at San Diego Chargers


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 11-12 Season Tip-off: 63 days
Wed., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Atlanta Hawks


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 11-12 Season Face-off: 38 days
Sat., Oct. 8, 7:00pm vs Columbus Blue Jackets


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