Happy Tuesday!!

Thought of the Day

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use.

Bad Joke of the Day

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Random Fact of the Day

The lifespan of a squirrel is about nine years.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

58-83 | 5th Place | 21 games behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 0 Chicago White Sox: 4
Next Up:
Tues., Sept. 6, 7:10pm vs Chicago White Sox

www.twinsbaseball.com


Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2011 Season Kick-off: 5 days
Sun., Sept. 11, 3:15pm at San Diego Chargers

www.vikings.com


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 11-12 Season Tip-off: 57 days
Wed., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Atlanta Hawks

www.timberwolves.com


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 11-12 Season Face-off: 32 days
Sat., Oct. 8, 7:00pm vs Columbus Blue Jackets

www.wild.com


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