Happy Friday!!

Thought of the Day

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything, but if you tell a lie you have to remember everything.
- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Debate: What lures de fishes.

Random Fact of the Day

It cost $1,505,675 to build the Eiffel Tower in 1887.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

56-81 | 5th Place | 18.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 2 Chicago White Sox: 6
Next Up:
Fri., Sept. 7, 7:10pm vs Cleveland Indians


Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2012 Season Kick-off: 2 days
Sun., Sept. 9, 12:00pm vs Jacksonville Jaguars


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 12-13 Season Tip-off: 56 days
Fri., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 12-13 Season Face-off: 36 days
Sat., Oct. 13, 7:00pm vs Colorado Avalanche


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