Happy Friday!!

Thought of the Day

It's hard to beat a person that never gives up.

Bad Joke of the Day

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

Random Fact of the Day

August 2011 Unemployment Rates by Education Level:
No High School Diploma: 14.3%
High School Grad: 9.6%
Bachelor's Degree or Higher: 4.3%

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

59-84 | 5th Place | 22 games behind
Results:
W - Minnesota: 5 Chicago White Sox: 4
Next Up:
Fri., Sept. 9, 6:05pm at Detroit Tigers

www.twinsbaseball.com


Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2011 Season Kick-off: 2 days
Sun., Sept. 11, 3:15pm at San Diego Chargers

www.vikings.com


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 11-12 Season Tip-off: 54 days
Wed., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Atlanta Hawks

www.timberwolves.com


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 11-12 Season Face-off: 29 days
Sat., Oct. 8, 7:00pm vs Columbus Blue Jackets

www.wild.com


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