Happy September 12, 2013!!

Thought of the Day

He who is afraid to ask is ashamed of learning.
- Danish Proverb

Bad Joke of the Day

The first time I ever saw a doctor, he grabbed my leg and hit me so hard I cried, so no, I don't trust doctors.

Random Fact of the Day

About 8% of all potatoes grown in the U.S. each year are used to make McDonald's french fries.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

63-81 | 4th Place | 20 games behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 3 Oakland: 18
Next Up:
Thurs., Sept. 12, 12:10pm vs Oakland Athletics

www.twinsbaseball.com


Minnesota Vikings

0-1
Results:
L - Minnesota: 24 Detroit: 34
Next Up:
Sun., Sept. 15, 12:00pm at Chicago Bears

www.vikings.com


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 13-14 Season Tip-off: 48 days
Wed., Oct. 30, 7:00pm vs Orlando Magic

www.timberwolves.com


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 13-14 Season Face-off: 21 days
Thurs., Oct. 3, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Kings

www.wild.com


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