Happy Friday the 13!!

Thought of the Day

I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine.
- Neil Armstrong

Bad Joke of the Day

Two mysterious people live in my house. Somebody and Nobody. Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Random Fact of the Day

Apple trees are a member of the Rose family.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

63-82 | 4th Place | 20.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 2 Oakland: 8
Next Up:
Fri., Sept. 13, 7:10pm vs Tampa Bay Rays


Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 24 Detroit: 34
Next Up:
Sun., Sept. 15, 12:00pm at Chicago Bears


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 13-14 Season Tip-off: 47 days
Wed., Oct. 30, 7:00pm vs Orlando Magic


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 13-14 Season Face-off: 20 days
Thurs., Oct. 3, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Kings


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