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Thought of the Day

You will never find time for anything. You must make it.

Bad Joke of the Day

I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.

Random Fact of the Day

The surface area of the Earth is 197,000,000 square miles.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

59-88 | 5th Place | 26.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 0 Kansas City: 4
Next Up:
Wed., Sept. 14, 3:10pm at Kansas City Royals

Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 17 San Diego: 24
Next Up:
Sun., Sept. 18, 12:00pm vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 11-12 Season Tip-off: 49 days
Wed., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Atlanta Hawks

Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 11-12 Season Face-off: 24 days
Sat., Oct. 8, 7:00pm vs Columbus Blue Jackets

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