Happy Thursday!!

Thought of the Day

Not by appointment do we meet delight.

Bad Joke of the Day

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

Random Fact of the Day

In the first magazine automobile ad in 1898 the Winton Motor Car Company of Cleveland, OH invited readers to "dispense with a horse"

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

59-89 | 5th Place | 27.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 3 Kansas City: 7
Next Up:
Fri., Sept. 16, 7:10pm vs Cleveland Indians


Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 17 San Diego: 24
Next Up:
Sun., Sept. 18, 12:00pm vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 11-12 Season Tip-off: 48 days
Wed., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Atlanta Hawks


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 11-12 Season Face-off: 23 days
Sat., Oct. 8, 7:00pm vs Columbus Blue Jackets


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