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Thought of the Day

Your current situation is not your final destination.
- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

I used to be an optician, but I made a spectacle of myself.

Random Fact of the Day

The odds are 1 in 50 (2%) that you're in jail if you're an American.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

60-87 | 5th Place | 20 games behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 2 Chicago White Sox: 9
Next Up:
Tues., Sept. 18, 6:05pm at Cleveland Indians

www.twinsbaseball.com


Minnesota Vikings

1-1
Results:
L - Minnesota: 20 Indianapolis: 23
Next Up:
Sun., Sept. 23, 12:00pm vs San Francisco 49ers

www.vikings.com


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 12-13 Season Tip-off: 45 days
Fri., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings

www.timberwolves.com


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 12-13 Season Face-off: 25 days
Sat., Oct. 13, 7:00pm vs Colorado Avalanche

www.wild.com


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