Good Morning!!

Thought of the Day

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
- Albert Einstein

Bad Joke of the Day

People who sleep in socks must be very very small.

Random Fact of the Day

A contronym is a word that can be its own opposite, for example, "left" can mean "depart" and "remain".

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

64-86 | 4th Place | 23.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 3 Chicago White Sox: 4
Next Up:
Wed., Sept. 18, 1:10pm at Chicago White Sox

Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 30 Chicago: 31
Next Up:
Sun., Sept. 22, 12:00pm vs Cleveland Browns

Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 13-14 Season Tip-off: 42 days
Wed., Oct. 30, 7:00pm vs Orlando Magic

Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 13-14 Season Face-off: 15 days
Thurs., Oct. 3, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Kings

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