Good Morning!!
Thought of the Day
A smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
Bad Joke of the Day
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank.
This proves once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
Random Fact of the Day
James J. Ritty, owner of a tavern in Dayton, Ohio, invented the cash register in 1879.
Sports Watches
Minnesota Twins
59-92 | 5th Place | 29 games behind |
Minnesota Vikings
0-2 |
Minnesota Timberwolves
Countdown to 11-12 Season Tip-off: 44 days |
Minnesota Wild
Countdown to 11-12 Season Face-off: 19 days |
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