Good Morning!!

Thought of the Day

A smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.

Bad Joke of the Day

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank.
This proves once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

Random Fact of the Day

James J. Ritty, owner of a tavern in Dayton, Ohio, invented the cash register in 1879.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

59-92 | 5th Place | 29 games behind
L - Minnesota: 5 Cleveland: 6
Next Up:
Mon., Sept. 19, 12:05pm at New York Yankees

Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 20 Tampa Bay: 24
Next Up:
Sun., Sept. 25, 12:00pm vs Detroit Lions

Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 11-12 Season Tip-off: 44 days
Wed., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Atlanta Hawks

Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 11-12 Season Face-off: 19 days
Sat., Oct. 8, 7:00pm vs Columbus Blue Jackets

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