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Thought of the Day

We must exchange the philosophy of excuse - what I am is beyond my control - for the philosophy of responsibility.
- Barbara Charline Jordan

Bad Joke of the Day

Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain.

Random Fact of the Day

If you search "askew" in Google, the content of the browser will tilt slightly.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

65-86 | 4th Place | 22.5 games behind
W - Minnesota: 4 Chicago White Sox: 3
Next Up:
Thurs., Sept. 19, 9:05pm at Oakland Athletics

Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 30 Chicago: 31
Next Up:
Sun., Sept. 22, 12:00pm vs Cleveland Browns

Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 13-14 Season Tip-off: 41 days
Wed., Oct. 30, 7:00pm vs Orlando Magic

Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 13-14 Season Face-off: 14 days
Thurs., Oct. 3, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Kings

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