Happy Thursday!

Thought of the Day

Most of the life failures are the people who don't realize that how close they were to success, when they gave up!
- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

Random Fact of the Day

Cars driven by Americans use almost 1,000,000,000 additional gallons of gasoline each year because so many of Americans are overweight.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

62-87 | 4th Place | 20 games behind
W - Minnesota: 6 Cleveland: 4
Next Up:
Thurs., Sept. 20, 11:05am at Cleveland Indians


Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 20 Indianapolis: 23
Next Up:
Sun., Sept. 23, 12:00pm vs San Francisco 49ers


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 12-13 Season Tip-off: 43 days
Fri., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 12-13 Season Face-off: 23 days
Sat., Oct. 13, 7:00pm vs Colorado Avalanche


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