Happy Thursday!!

Thought of the Day

You must be careful how you walk and where you go, for there are those following you who will set their feet where yours are set.

Bad Joke of the Day

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

Random Fact of the Day

The typical American consumes 3 hamburgers and 4 orders of french fries every week.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

59-95 | 5th Place | 30.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 4 Seattle: 5
Next Up:
Thurs., Sept. 22, 12:10pm vs Seattle Mariners


Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 20 Tampa Bay: 24
Next Up:
Sun., Sept. 25, 12:00pm vs Detroit Lions


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 11-12 Season Tip-off: 41 days
Wed., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Atlanta Hawks


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 11-12 Season Face-off: 16 days
Sat., Oct. 8, 7:00pm vs Columbus Blue Jackets


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